March 11, 2004

Love ya'll leavin' your comments, just not the kind ya seem to be leavin'

Ya know, it is really hard to completely despise comment spammers* when such are the only comments your seem to be gettin' on a regular basis. Still, I ain't workin' hard to produce the finest blog in the blogosphere so as to advertise places to buy certified used forkin' trucks the forkin' crud you are sellin', so go to Hell, asshole. I 'spect if people are lookin' for places to check out certified used forkin' trucks the forkin' crud you are sellin', they can do a forkin' Google search. Oh wait, you are abusin' my blog so as to make it more likely that they will find your forkin' site when they do that Google search, ain't ya? Well, fork you! I understand that you can pay some big bucks to Google and they will put you on the top of the list. Same thing goes here. You pay me $10 a day** and you can have the spot that Dr. Pepper currently gets for free.

*If'n I didn't get an asshole comment spammer at least once on a daily basis, I would likely forget to ever update my mt-blacklist.

**Of course, you would have to pay me for the whole year: $3,660.00, in advance. Ya done already pissed me off and now I don't trust ya.

Posted by notGeorge at March 11, 2004 10:54 AM | TrackBack
Comments

What if they offered you $3,660 off of a certified used fuckin' truck? Or whatever crap they were selling'?

Posted by: Jim at March 11, 2004 11:53 AM

Aaauuurrgghh!! Comment SPAM!!! The worst thing ever invented! Drives me in'freakin-sane!!

Posted by: Buzz at March 11, 2004 03:41 PM

LOL!!!! Great rant!!!!!

Posted by: Susie at March 11, 2004 06:28 PM