OK, it's Friday in Australia and New Zealand and I can set the time anytime I want, so this posted sometime Friday .... and groan if ya want to do so, but I liked this one:
It was visitor's day at the lunatic asylum. All the inmates were standing in the courtyard and singing "Ave Maria."
They were singing it beautifully. But oddly, each of them was holding a red apple in one hand and tapping it rhythmically with a pencil.
A visitor listened in wonder to the performance and then approached the conductor. "I am a retired choir director," he said. "This is one of the best choirs I have ever heard."
"Yes, I'm very proud of them," said the conductor.
"You should take them on tour," said the visitor, "what are they called?"
"Surely that's obvious," replied the conductor... "They're the Moron Tapanapple Choir."
Like I said, feel free to groan.
Posted by notGeorge at March 12, 2004 03:35 AM | TrackBackOh, boy. I'm just glad I didn't catch that one first thing in the morning. Would have set me right back to bed.
Posted by: Jim at March 12, 2004 10:00 AM