I got this from my friend Frank:
One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the hell?" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.*
"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She shot back: "It's not talcum powder. It's 'Miracle Grow'."
*One might wonder what he normally expects to find inside his underwear, as I am not aware it is a normal procedure to shake your underwear before donnin' such.
Posted by notGeorge at March 14, 2004 02:42 PM | TrackBack