Irish or not, on St. Patrick's Day, a wee bit of Erin creeps into us all. As for me, I began with an Irish Blessin', and now it is time to go Limerickin':
A maid in the land of Aloha
Got caught in the coils of a boa.
And as the snake squeezed,
The maid not displeased,
Cried "Come on and do it Samoa."There was a young lady named Gloria,
Whose boyfriend said "May I explore ya?"
She replied to the chap
"I will draw you a map
Of where others have been to before ya."