April 20, 2004

But it truly only hurts momentairly and then you get your 72 virgins

I think I might have alluded to this somewhere yesterday, but this is the full body of the email I received from my sister, yesterday:


Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now:

No Jesus, No television, No cheerleaders,

No baseball, No football, No basketball,

No hockey, No golf, No tailgate parties.

No Home Depot.

No pork BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No lobster, No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks, No gumbo, No jambalaya.

More than one wife.

Rag for clothes and diapers for hats. Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there are no doctors.

Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.

No chocolate chip cookies.

No Christmas.

You can't shave. Your wives can't shave.

You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.

Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really, "IS THERE A MYSTERY HERE?"

You know, I note some semblance of common sense there, don't you?

Posted by notGeorge at April 20, 2004 04:34 PM | TrackBack