Cherry picked this one out as the best one for put up for the day:
A van carrying a dozen movie stuntmen on the way to a film location in the mountains spun out of control on the icy road, crashed through a guard-rail, rolled down a 90-foot embankment, turned over, and immediately burst into flames...I, however, particularly liked this one:There were no injuries.
A young lawyer, just out of Law School, was pleading his first case in South Carolina.You, of course, are free to like whichever you want. In fact, you are free to like both. I guess I am somewhat magnanimous after all, huh? Posted by notGeorge at May 7, 2004 08:36 AM | TrackBackA train had killed twenty-four pigs, and the young attorney was trying to impress the jury with the magnitude of the injury.
"Yes, Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, twenty-four pigs. Imagine, twenty-four pigs. Just think of it… twice the number there are in the jury box."
the second one reminds me of a story where a news team was discussing the weather before the weather man was going to go over to his "blue" screen. The previous night the weather man had predicted snow. Remembering his prdiction the night before i suppose, the anchor girl said to the weather man, "so where is the 7 inches you promised me last night" obviously easily taken out of context. hehehe
Posted by: TL at May 7, 2004 07:11 PMHey, you are not supposed to try to top me on my own blog, TL. ;)
Posted by: notGeorge at May 7, 2004 08:18 PM