May 08, 2004

If a prat falls in the dark, does it make a noise?

I am unsure of the hour, but it was one of those in the midst of the early mornin'. I awoke with the pressure of a full bladder clamorin' for relief. This is not a surprisin' scenario, as it occurs often. I arose, half-asleep and walked into the bathroom. I did my business without incident.* At the conclusion, I began to make the trip back to my bed when I suddenly became disoriented and fell backward onto my coccyx.** Other than havin' likely sustained a bit of bruisin' to said coccyx, I appear to be otherwise unharmed. Alarmed, yes - harmed, no. Currently, I am just chalkin' it up to one of those odd moments of life.

*OK, OK, I admit that it was dark and there may have been the tiniest bit of errant splatter.

**This is the tail bone for ya'll that ain't up on the medical vernacular. I actually ain't all that keen on usin' the medical terms myself, and promise I didn't do it this time to show off or because it sounds nasty when you say it. I just especially like the unique spellin' of the word. I mean 3 "c's", a "y", and an "x". Those kind of words don't come around all the time, ya know? I just wonder what the Scrabble score would be for playin' coccyx.

Posted by notGeorge at May 8, 2004 08:51 AM | TrackBack
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C = 3
O = 1
C = 3
C = 3
Y = 4
X = 8

Twenty-two, assuming you hit no Premium squares - except that it's not possible to place a six-letter word on the standard Scrabble® board without hitting at least one Premium square. At the very least, you're going to double one of those Cs, which brings the minimum to 25.

Posted by: CGHill at May 8, 2004 05:43 PM

Well, that ain't a bad score for a six letter word.

Posted by: notGeorge at May 9, 2004 11:28 AM