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Will the real Keyser Soze please step forward?

Ya know, here it is Mother's Day once again. Days like these are always remindful that, despite my age, I still have no children of my own.

The reason for such is not my choice, nor completely my fault. I continually am seeking an opportunity to rectify the situation. Just as continually, I seem to be reminded that, to women of the appropriate child bearin' age, men of my age are too old to be considered attractive. I do understand this. I actually do. However, maybe these young ladies have yet to put my age into its proper perspective:

• Harrison Ford - Date of birth: 13 July 1942
• Richard Gere - Date of birth: 31 August 1949
• Patrick Swayze - Date of birth: 18 August 1952
• Pierce Brosnan - Date of birth: 16 May 1953
• John Travolta - Date of birth: 18 February 1954
• Dennis Quaid -Date of birth: 9 April 1954
• Scott Bakula - Date of birth: 9 October 1954
• Bruce Willis - Date of birth: 19 March 1955
• Terence Russell - Date of Birth: 26 April 1955
• Billy Bob Thornton - Date of birth: 4 August 1955
• Tom Hanks - Date of birth: 9 July 1956
• Aidan Quinn - Date of birth: 8 March 1959
• Kevin Spacey - Date of birth: 26 July 1959
• Antonio Banderas - Date of birth: 10 August 1960
• Nicolas Cage - Date of birth: 7 January 1964

Hopefully we have now dispensed with that too old argument. I wish to remind you that I am workin' like crazy to solve the too poor dilemma --- I am without a clue as what to do about the too ugly part. I just remain hopeful that there as at least one princess among you who is willing to look beyond the cracked exterior in order to find the gentle heart and warped mind which exist inside.

Posted by notGeorge at May 9, 2004 03:46 PM