Randy Johnson has become the oldest man to ever pitch a perfect game. The Big Eunuch is still ugly. It ain't his fault, though. I still wish he was pitchin' for the Rangers, but mostly just glad he ain't pitchin' for the Yankees. Of course, he would fit right in with those Yankees, though, 'cause they are all ugly.
I actually saw this story on my own, then saw it several places, but want to give some kudos to Michele anyway, 'cause she is a big fan of the stinkin' Yankees and won't go see them in their own stadium 'cause they are sellin' Fiddle Faddle Crunch 'n Munch instead of the real deal.*
*Cracker Jack®, dufus!
Posted by notGeorge at May 19, 2004 04:37 PM | TrackBackI'm pretty sure that John Kruk is the Big Eunuch.
Posted by: James Joyner at May 19, 2004 04:42 PMIs he also ugly? If so, then my statement is still correct, right? ;)
Posted by: notGeorge at May 19, 2004 06:21 PM