May 24, 2004

From the man who discovered Chris Elliott

Lifted straight from Just a Girl:*

Top Ten Questions on the John Kerry Running Mate Application:**
  1. Do you support both sides of every issue?
  2. Excluding horse, what animal do I most resemble?
  3. Mind if I pretend you’re John McCain?
  4. Are you related to any Governors who can help rig an election?
  5. In the vice presidential debate, will you make Cheney your bitch?
  6. You’re not going to trick me into starting a war to help out your oil buddies, are you?
  7. Which trait do you find more inspirational: My dour blandness or my smug arrogance?
  8. If chosen, would you be willing to change your name to Kenny?
  9. Any black market botox connections?
  10. Do you have my back if I pull a ‘Clinton’ ?
*Who has a nifty new blog template.

**Developed by the minds of the writers on the David Letterman show and purported to have been delivered by David Letterman himself, but I was not a witness to such event, so must only assume such took place.

Posted by Tiger at May 24, 2004 03:10 PM | TrackBack
Comments

I think they're numbered backwards. The funniest is always #1, but they read them from #10 up.

They certainly sound like they could be from Letterman.

Posted by: McGehee at May 25, 2004 01:51 PM

Oops, I used HTML listin' forgettin' it was supposed to count down. Thanks for pointin' out my booboo.

Posted by: Tiger at May 25, 2004 07:51 PM

Oh wait, I forgot, I think I copied the actual script from that page.

Posted by: Tiger at May 25, 2004 07:52 PM