Lifted straight from Just a Girl:*
Top Ten Questions on the John Kerry Running Mate Application:***Who has a nifty new blog template.
- Do you support both sides of every issue?
- Excluding horse, what animal do I most resemble?
- Mind if I pretend you’re John McCain?
- Are you related to any Governors who can help rig an election?
- In the vice presidential debate, will you make Cheney your bitch?
- You’re not going to trick me into starting a war to help out your oil buddies, are you?
- Which trait do you find more inspirational: My dour blandness or my smug arrogance?
- If chosen, would you be willing to change your name to Kenny?
- Any black market botox connections?
- Do you have my back if I pull a ‘Clinton’ ?
**Developed by the minds of the writers on the David Letterman show and purported to have been delivered by David Letterman himself, but I was not a witness to such event, so must only assume such took place.
Posted by Tiger at May 24, 2004 03:10 PM | TrackBackI think they're numbered backwards. The funniest is always #1, but they read them from #10 up.
They certainly sound like they could be from Letterman.
Posted by: McGehee at May 25, 2004 01:51 PMOops, I used HTML listin' forgettin' it was supposed to count down. Thanks for pointin' out my booboo.
Posted by: Tiger at May 25, 2004 07:51 PMOh wait, I forgot, I think I copied the actual script from that page.
Posted by: Tiger at May 25, 2004 07:52 PM