Cessna: "Newark tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel."*Wow, do I ever need a vacation? Posted by Tiger at June 11, 2004 11:00 AM | TrackBackTower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the Newark airfield in sight?!?!!"
Cessna: "Uh, um...tower, I'm parked on the south ramp. I just wanted to know where the fuel truck is."