Well, accordin' to the latest news, the Al Qaeda terrorists have beheaded another American civilian, Paul Johnson. It really didn't come as a surprise to anyone, I suspect. I have also seen that the search for the Nicholas Berg beheadin' video is growin' again. That itself has given me an idea. I am gonna go out on a limb, a bit, here.* I am pretty sure that it might be a bit off color to say so, but if those idiot terrorists are gonna keep doin' this, they oughtta at least make it a bit more entertainin', right?
Separate the hostages into groups and have them compete with each other. Televise what occurred durin' the last week say about 7:00 pm Thursday, American time, call it Survivor: Al Qaeda, and at the end of each week's show, let the losin' team pick one of its members to be beheaded for the cause. Of course, to make it really interestin', the last one left becomes the head of the Palestinian Liberation Organization and is allowed to go free.**
*The view from here is lovely.
**I expect my creative scenario will play elsewhere before the weekend is over.
Posted by Tiger at June 18, 2004 03:47 PM | TrackBackOUCH! I wonder who they could get for a sponsor for such a reality show? Gilliette? A cutlery company?
Posted by: OLDCATMAN at June 19, 2004 10:28 AM