There really ain't not reason* or purpose** behind the lateness of this report. Don't fret though, 'cause there ain't no cause for alarm, the navel is fine. The rest of my body is a wreck, but the navel appears to be uninjured. A person can experience substantial physical trauma from repeatedly sittin' still, and yet, the navel seems to be unaffected a bit whether you are sittin' or standin' or somewhere in the midst of the two. End of report.
*other than my lack of a decent non-overused idea.
**except that I didn't want to interrupt my endless observation of the occurrences on Blind Date.
Posted by Tiger at June 21, 2004 11:52 PM