Another gem from my Aunt 'Net:
VacationPosted by Tiger at June 28, 2004 04:16 PM | TrackBackA guy was traveling through Mexico on vacation when, lo and behold, he lost his wallet and all identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempts to make his way home but is stopped by the Customs Agent at the border.
"May I see your identification, please?" asks the agent.
"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replies the guy.
"Sure, buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the border," says the agent.
"But I can prove that I'm an American!" he exclaims. "I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture of George Bush on the other."
"This I gotta see," replies the agent.
With that, Joe drops his pants and bends over in front of the agent.
"By golly, you're right!" exclaims the agent. "Go on home to Boston."
"Thanks!" he says. "But how did you know I was from Boston?"
The agent replies, "I recognized the picture of John Kerry in the middle."
i had to add more posts to my main page to show all the people on the TX blog roll. ha well they are all there.. i changed my site if you havent seen it yet. much different! Thank you for adding those people and for the email!
Posted by: TL at June 28, 2004 04:33 PM