June 30, 2004

Leave the poor lady alone, already

Headline at ESPN Sports*: NASCAR fines Stewart $50k. I mean, come on already, hasn't Martha Stewart been punished enough already? I didn't take the time to read the story, however, so am not really sure why they fined her. Maybe they were highly displeased with her new firesuit designs or maybe she forgot to pay the decal tax with regard to one or two of the cars runnin' round the track displayin' such.

*Is not usin' the word Sports in conjunction with referencin' ESPN just a bit too superfluous for words, unless, of course, some couple was just crazy enough** to decide it*** was a fantastic choice for a name to give their child, right?

**Would it be entirely sexist of me to infer that the father of the child had a lot of input into makin' the final decision on namin' the child ESPN?

***ESPN, not sports.

Posted by Tiger at June 30, 2004 04:45 PM
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