July 15, 2004

Baby, Baby, Light my fire!

Wow! I might be the last to know about the rash of wildfires[1] goin' on 'round the various parts of the continental U.S.A. It sure is hot here, but the only thin' burnin' 'round here is skin. I have a whole bottle of SPF45 in a sack somewhere among the flotsam floatin' 'round on my livin' room floor.* I bought it a couple of weekends ago with the intent of gettin' some use for it, but have continued in my hibernational leanin's or is that my addiction to air conditionin', the latter which, like most other temptations, I use only moderately.**

Ya jes' ain't got no idea about how close the only thing in this post tonight was the words Thank you. I do think, however, that th'effect of the current commercial use of that term is grossly overstated. IMHO

My navel expressed the most profound opinion this evenin' in expressin' its belief that most of the really funny stuff written on this blog is incomprehensible to most. Oh, the opinion is not profound 'cause I am almost sure that such opinion is universally shared. It is profound that my navel was finally able to express anythin'. We are talkin' navels, after all. End of report.

[1]link was added after original publication.

*Those of you who are keepin' score are advised to take that part with a huge grain of salt.

**Experiment by readin' that aloud with a mouthful of marbles.

Posted by Tiger at July 15, 2004 10:40 PM

OK, now I'm gonna have strange dreams about talking navels... ;-)

Zane's navel says HI! :-)


Posted by: Denita TwoDragons at July 16, 2004 10:39 AM

Now wait. I said the navel expressed an opinion. I never said it talked. It seems to be endowed with some sort of telepathy, as far as I can tell, or then again, maybe it is all in my head. ;)

Anyway, let me concluse by sayin' "Hi" to Zane, includin' his navel.

Posted by: Tiger at July 16, 2004 02:16 PM