July 16, 2004

The large cloud of gas

My head must have been really bloated 'cause I jes' had one heck o' a brain fart. I know I connected to the Internet to look up some information I was curious 'bout a few minutes ago. O' course, after the ordeal of actually gettin' connected to the 'net, I cannot, for the life of me, recollect what it was. I am jes' gonna blame it all on Moby Alura. Event horizon: Christmas?

Navel is beggin' to get some time in the sun. Laundry is beggin' to be done. I don't know how to describe the look on my face. Deigned displeasure? End of report.

ADDENDUM: Francis Bacon, I'm not. Kevin Bacon neither. But so what's so bad about bein' me? End of Addendum.

ADDENDUM II: Since I had no chance to give sun exposure for my navel, and that laundry seemed to still be quietly sittin' in the corner and was not likely to voice a complaint, I decided to venture to Sonic® for my first experience with their oft advertised Junior Banana Split. I figgered to at least give my palate a pleasant experience this evenin'. It was a tasty li'l tidbit, to be sure, but they do need to give you an instructional video to teach ya the correct way to pop the tops on those containers. I still ain't sure how I acoomplished the task, but I do know what I did. I am purty sure I ain't gonna repeat those movements next time I get one, 'cause, although I was finally successful in accessin' the contents, I also got a very nice splatterin' of strawberry sauce all over my beige pants. End of Addendum II.

ADDENDUM III: Please do feel free to add your comments, ya'll. ;) End of Addendum III.

Posted by Tiger at July 16, 2004 07:34 PM | TrackBack

Yeah, the tops on those ice-cream containers can be a real pain in the patoot to pop open. I've besmirched my best skirt a couple times thanks to those blasted things.

Still, they more than make up for it with The Drink of the Gods: Cherry Limeade! ;-)

As for the laundry and sun, why not combine the two and hang your laundry outside while shirtless...? Take a nice, long time. Not only will you get the laundry done as well as getting a tan, the clothes will have that lovely, fresh, line-dried scent!


Posted by: Denita TwoDragons at July 17, 2004 01:52 PM

Actually, that does not sound like that bad of an idea. After all, we could use some rain! [Murphy's Law bein' in effect is inferred.]

Posted by: Tiger at July 17, 2004 03:58 PM

I like your writing style. It tickles my proverbial fancy. Thank you for sharing your genius. Sincerly,


Posted by: Navaris at October 28, 2004 01:21 AM