WOMEN DRIVERS This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.Posted by Tiger at August 3, 2004 05:42 PMI looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much that I dropped my electric razor, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the hot coffee in the paper cup right between my legs, which splashed out and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.
Damn women drivers ! !
An oldie but still a goodie. Got a chuckle from me, anyway.
Posted by: Kathy K at August 3, 2004 06:27 PMEven the oldest jokes are new to some!
Posted by: Tiger at August 3, 2004 09:04 PMi have never heard that one but i love it. and i find it to be true in most cases. at least women have experience at multi-tasking... but i still dont like chicks that drive and apply makeup... but i must admit i have done my eye shadow before but eye liner and mascara... that stick is too close to my retina for me. especialy going 65 down the highway!
Posted by: TL at August 5, 2004 12:30 PM