Bob, a 70 year old extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year-old blonde who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all aghastPosted by Tiger at August 8, 2004 05:58 PM | TrackBackThey corner him and ask, "Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?"
Bob replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"
They're knocked over, but continue to ask. "So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?"
Bob says, "I lied about my age."
His friends respond, "What do you mean? Did you tell her you were only 50?"
Bob smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 90."
ROFLMAO--and I could lose a bit of my ass and be o'kay with it. That was a good one Tiger. I read your comment from my previous post. I figer if I am going to take the time to visit someone and they have taken the time to post something the least I can do is leave the a comment letting them know my thoughts most of the time when I stop my otherwise what the hell is the purpose of all this? Just my opinion and I'm sticking to it.
Posted by: Sweet N Sassy at August 8, 2004 07:10 PM