One morning a local highway department crew reaches their job-site and realizes they have forgotten all their shovels. The crew's foreman radios the office and tells his supervisor the situation.The supervisor radios back and says, "Don't worry, we'll send some shovels ... just lean on each other until they arrive."
I added this bonus joke because it made me think of Bill:*
A fellow programmer had designed some software for one of our largest accounts. He asked my help in putting it into operation. When I sat down with one woman and told her I would be showing her how to make changes to the files, she sighed with relief then remarked, "I'm so glad you're teaching me instead of him."Surprised, I said that my colleague was far more experienced than I was.
"Yes," she said, "but I feel much more comfortable with you ... I get nervous around really smart people.
*Jes' so's ya'll will know, I have yet to see either version of Kill Bill for fear that the character is based upon such Bill.
Posted by Tiger at August 20, 2004 02:54 PM