October 28, 2004

After you have read all of my fine posting' . . .

and amply posted enough comments to slather me with the affection I so sorely deserve* and follow it up with a cherry on top good helpin' of trackbacks to some of my fine posts, then I urge ya to go over to OTB and post your best caption to the displayed photo, but don't 'spect to get top prize, 'cause I already got that one sewed up. I am, for some reason, on top o' my game tonight.

*'specially for this single post in which I sniffed out a story usin' the investigative skills of Matt Drudge, OK, maybe not that keen, so make it Wonkette, and finished off with humor equal to that of James Lileks, or, at least, Frank J. Even if you think you have read it, ya better check again, 'cause some new information was added that I think is definitely top-o-the-line! I urge ever' visitor to have a look. Feel free to tell me here or there if you don't think, after perusal, that it is highly exceptional readin' material.

Posted by Tiger at October 28, 2004 08:36 PM | TrackBack
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but don't 'spect to get top prize, 'cause I already got that one sewed up. I am, for some reason, on top o' my game tonight.

What an arrogant statement. Hey, you fit right in. The yard gnome was pretty good, but you missed the Travelocity 'Don't forget you hat' quip.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at October 30, 2004 02:10 PM