November 22, 2004

In the belief that a joke can be made of any story or combination thereof

In a strange story comin' outta Wisconsin is the situation where irate Indiana Pacer forward Ron Artest opened fire upon a group of helpless Detroit Pistons fans who were jes' wonderin' why Mr. Artest was sittin' on their one and only camp stool. When the smoke cleared, 5 were dead and the big guy in the Mountie hat, the original Smoky the Bear, himself, was hot enough over the incident to actually start a forest fire, while Yasser Arafat's son is sure poison was somehow involved.

Tossin' a Kudo to JAG, though my own favorite local radio station is to be credited with an assist.


Posted by Tiger at November 22, 2004 04:32 PM | TrackBack