Read My Lips - the blog

Now I know why my horrorscopes always miss the mark

You are 67% Taurus

How much do you match your zodiac sign?

Tossin' a handful of highly valuable Kudos* Eric's way.

*One Kudo, despite bein' equal to the use of 327.8 neurons are additionally equivalent in value to three used sporks and one of those bendable straws.