OK, OK, now this is gettin' a bit old, ya'll. First of all, I didn't get nominated for anythin' in the WizBang! awards. Then, I still ain't been nominated for none of them BoB awards. Now, today Time overlooks me when choosin' their Man of the Year. I mean, look what I did for humanity last year. I personally disposed of a multitude of pesky invadin' aliens from the south. I know I eradicated a dozen fire ant mounds single-handedly without the use of any WMDs ... oh, wait, I think dumpin' a big pile of poison on them so as to kill ever'one of 'em is kinda like usin' a WMD, ain't it? ... OK, strike that last part ... and then ag'in, I have been fightin' so hard for human rights on several fronts, usually without adequate pay, as well. Then ain't I steadfastly typed my fingers raw at this keyboard promulgatin' great ways to change the world on a daily basis? I was so deservin' of this award! It was mine! I was robbed! Waaaaah!
OK, I am over that! So, really, I jes' really wonder why ya'll don't ever leave any comments. Does my breath stink? Didn't ya like my picture? It's my navel, ain't it? I figgered it was scarin' people off by always hidin' in the shadows when came time to gaze upon it. I'll poke it once or twice with my finger. That'll teach it a thing or two, I'll bet. End of report.
Posted by Tiger at December 19, 2004 10:12 PMHave you read Joe MacLeod's column, "Mr. Wrong," in the Baltimore City Paper, by any chance? It seems like you are trying to mimic his style. (http://www.citypaper.com/archives/browse.asp?columntitle=Mr.%20Wrong).
Posted by: Meesher at December 19, 2004 10:35 PMOy. Be patient. It is Christmas (well nearly). I am finally catching up on the reading (and commenting). Just hold your horses and I'll try and leave a few uninspired comments on your most inspired posts.
Must be a Murry Cain thing - wanting the comments as fast as you post :-)
Posted by: Ozguru at December 23, 2004 05:39 AMHere via Oz.
Merry Christmas, or Merry (enter holiday of your choice here)!
I know it's not much of a comment but it'll have to do. ;-)
Posted by: Kat at December 23, 2004 11:31 AMyeah, no, sorry mate, your breath really does stink
Posted by: Saltation at December 23, 2004 01:37 PM