I was eatin' walnuts and surfin' BE when I cracked open a trifurcated walnut, one havin' three equally-sized separated meat parts instead of two. A trifurcated walnut must be rarer than a four-leaf clover. I am so lucky, unless it was unlucky that I ate it. I prolly should have seen how much it would bring on Ebay first, huh? Darn it! There's a hole in my sock!
Posted by Tiger at December 21, 2004 11:09 PM | TrackBackTerry, it is another good example of how Nature prove Science wrong!
The old Arithmetic rule says: Two halves make a whole.
Nature rule: 3 halves make a whole.
I have some pecans frozen that are three halves if you should want one to sell on ebay.
If you use all them big words then we'll start thinking that your accent is slipping :-)
Posted by: Ozguru at December 28, 2004 08:21 PMHmmm. My son likes the story about the man trapped inside a room with no doors and windows. The room is bare except for a wooden table. The room is in the middle of the desert. How can he escape?
He claps his hands until they are "sore".
He uses the "saw" to cut the table in half.
He puts the two halves together to make a "whole".
He climbs through the "hole" to escape from the room.
He shouts until he is "hoarse".
He jumps on the "horse" to get across the desert.
Triggered by the previous comment about halves and wholes.