OK, folks, Larry is gone. Sorry, but it jes' didn't work out. He was undependable. He disappeared, literally. I heard he was down under a bridge some place. I am really gonna miss him, a lot. Despite his faults, he was the best imaginary friend I ever had. And despite what the doctors say, he was not another facet of my multi-personality problem. Those doctors are crazy, I tell ya! I know, because the voices in my head tell me they are. Why are you lookin' at me like that?
OK, now that we have that little bit of inanity outta the way, I wanna now introduce you to a real person. Yes, a real and true, made of flesh and blood type person, who is --- jes' this very night, here on Read My Lips, this same blog that you are looking at --- gonna make her first, yes, very first ever, blog post. Her name is Moona, she is a small town girl with an udderly exquisite smile, so I want ya all to be real nice to her.
So, Moona, the floor is all yours. Even though we are sharin' the floor on your debut, these are your first words in the beginnin' of what is hoped to be a long and pleasurable bloggin' experience.
Posted by Tiger at December 22, 2004 09:35 PM | TrackBack