As Tig told ya, I'm jes' a kuntry gal. Well, I've lived in the kuntry for a long time, but I did go to college for a little while, til' I got married. My ex thought he was smart enuf for the both of us. Oops, I'm chasin' rabbits. I wuz gonna tell you about my sister, Moolissa. I hate to tell ya, but everybody sez I got both the beauty and the brains. Poor Moolissa. She talks to me 'bout everythang. She has bad luck with men, too. She's married agin for the 5th time. She called me the other day & said that she was afraid that her husband wasn't attacted to her. She said she didn't understand why, because she has lost 150 pounds. She will soon be below 300. At 5'2" (with eyes of blue), why would he not want to roll in the hay with her? She started crying and asked me to come over. Said she had jes' baked her speshul "chocolate sin" cake and had some Blue Bell rocky road ice cream to go with it.
Moolissa had a different father than me. Mom left him becuz she said he was so full of bull. Ackshully, she met my daddy when she first got pregnant with her, so she doesn't know that we ain't full sisters. Had the same last name & everything. Poor Moolissa. Guess it's in the jeans.
Posted by Moona at December 23, 2004 09:16 AM | TrackBack