December 27, 2004

Things kids say

Christmas gets me thinkin' about things my kids have said --

Like when my daughter said to her grandfather, "You grew up in a different world--You just don't understand. Today we have television, jet planes, space travel, nuclear energy, computers . . ."

"You're right," he said, "We didn't have those things when we were young, so we invented them--So what are you doing for the next generation?"

Of course, when the kids were younger, their comments were a bit different:

"I don't understand why God lets people die and keeps making new ones. Why doesn't he keep the ones he already made?"

"Maybe Cain & Abel woudn'uv kilt each other if they'd had their own rooms."

"I bet it's hard for God to love the whole world. There are only 4 in our family, and I'm having a hard time loving all of them."

"Did God make fog? . . . Why? Does he like fog?"

Praying: "Thank you, God, for my baby brother. But I think you got confused, because I asked for a puppy."

"In school they taught us that Thomas Edison made light. But he stole the idea from God, right?"


Posted by Moona at December 27, 2004 10:17 AM | TrackBack
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This post is a gem!

Posted by: easywriter at December 27, 2004 11:59 AM