December 27, 2004

I'm givin' up abstinence for Lent the New Year

I was jes' thinkin' how I'd like to have a threesome with Madonna and Jennifer Lopez. I figger that would make me famous . . . for at least the amount of time it would take for it to stream over your internet connection. Ya know ya would wanna see that --- and I ain't so narcissistic* that I think you wanted to watch it due to anythin' involvin' myself. Ya can almos' bet if'n it is ver' long, I am liable to be playin' the part of the snorin' man layin' on the other side of the bed as those two sluts are startin' to lick each other in all the familiar places.

*Now, there's a word that simply rolls off one's tongue.

Posted by Tiger at December 27, 2004 03:24 PM | TrackBack
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Tiger...you're one of my nearest and dearest buddies and all...but the idea of Madonna and J-Lo playing yankie-the-wankie with you makes me want to clean my mind's eye out with Clorox and muriatic acid--mixed together.

Not so much because of YOU being involved, but because I find J-Lo and Madonna utterly repulsive and loathsome. They're about as attractive as a geriatric hooker. Yuck!

--TwoDragons

Posted by: Denita TwoDragons at December 28, 2004 12:24 PM

Hey Tig - you can do better that those two - surely.

Posted by: Ozguru at December 29, 2004 06:20 PM