December 27, 2004

Just Wonderin'

Ponderings collection 01
  1. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
  2. Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
  3. Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
  4. Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
  5. Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
  6. If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
  7. Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
  8. Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
  9. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
  10. If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
Posted by Susan R at December 27, 2004 10:18 PM
Comments

I don't know what to think. This post seems so... livejournaly

Posted by: Chase at December 28, 2004 12:28 AM

Here's another one:

Why do you drive on parkways and park in driveways?

--TwoDragons

Posted by: Denita TwoDragons at December 28, 2004 12:08 PM

Or for that matter, why does the drive-in ATM have instructions in Braille? For blind drivers??

--TwoDragons

Posted by: Denita TwoDragons at December 28, 2004 12:12 PM