January 10, 2005

You'll soon find yourself not sippin' your regular brand

I have felt like a numb-skull for most of the day, tryin' to find somethin' to blog 'bout. I had the followin' topics available:

  • my sore back
  • my cluttered life
  • my currently unpublished book
  • my lack of money
or
  • how utterly tired I was.
Really. The only other thing that kept comin' to mind was some way to make somethin' out of the followin' word combination:
Tsunami Tsurvival.
So far I have only come up with two ideas, so ---- show of hands, how many of ya'll would buy the "I Tsurvived the 2005 SE Asia Tsunami" T-shirts I have for sale to benefit my book publishin' dreams?* ok. Now, how many of ya'll would be eager to see "Tsurvivor: Tsri Lanka"?

My navel literally had nuthin' to do with this creation, whatsoever, and wanted me to make that perfectly clear. End of report.

OTBTJTB™

*I actually have no current T-shirt available for sale to benefit such project, but if there is actually enough clamor for it, or someone else steals this idea and makes a bundle off of it, then please feel free to assist me in my book publication endeavors.

Posted by Tiger at January 10, 2005 10:09 PM
Comments

I tswam in Tsunami 2004? Tacky. never mind.

Posted by: Rob at January 10, 2005 10:20 PM

I hope you'll tshare the tsolution...

Posted by: McGehee at January 10, 2005 10:59 PM

Tshucks! I tso glad I tstayed up to read the Nightly Navel Gazin' Report™--You're tso tsnarky!

Posted by: Moona at January 10, 2005 10:59 PM

Tsk, tsk.

Posted by: david at January 10, 2005 11:00 PM

I stumbled across your blog by fluke (surfing someone's blogroll) and am so pleased I did. What an enjoyable blog. Not even being at work has stopped me from laughing out loud. Yours is the 2nd blog this morning to make me laugh. You have a great blog.

Posted by: Michelle at January 11, 2005 01:37 AM

What about Alura Allen shirts - not only do you get the money from the shirts, you get the publicity of people asking who the chick on the shirts is...

Posted by: Ozguru at January 11, 2005 04:44 AM