January 26, 2005
Back! by popular demand
Well, let me start off by thanking the three who leaped forth and demanded that I continue this daily column. Knowing that the surrounding waters are filled with piranhas will make my nightly swim through the blogosphere more enjoyable. See if you can fit that square analogy into the triangular gap my logic laid bare.
So, remember when I told ya'll* that I had satellite TV and would likely not peruse more than a few of the stations. Well, so far, over 75% of my viewing time has been dedicated to one station. Any guesses as to which one?
The other 25% of my viewing time has been dedicated to gazing upon my navel. It is not an arbitrary decision on my part. My navel required such to be written into its contract. Well, actually, its agent was directly responsible for passing along such demand. Thankfully, there is nothing in the contract that states I am no allowed to let my mind wander while my eyes are focuses on the little dimple in the midst of my Buddha belly. End of report.
*I apologize for those of you who wanted everything to be perfectly grammatically correct for this point on, but I have a very hard time with referring to the whole blogosphere as you or you all. Ya'll will** just have to put up with my usage of ya'll.
**That could've easily been drawled as Ya'll'll 'round these parts.
Posted by Tiger at January 26, 2005 11:48 PM | TrackBackYay! I missed your navel, Tig! :-)
--TwoDragons
Posted by: Denita TwoDragons at January 29, 2005 09:01 AMI had heard that the plural of y'all was y'all y'all.
When I was growing up it was the grammatically interesting term "yous" (pronounced as "yews") as in "yews guys" or even "yews all"...
Posted by: Ozguru at February 2, 2005 08:06 PM