"9-1-1 Operator."Posted by Tiger at January 28, 2005 09:31 AM"Yes," stammered Ethyl Azala, the well known elderly matron of the town, "Please send the fire department, quickly!"
"Is your house on fire?"
"No, not that, but I have two naked bikers climbing up toward my bedroom window."
"Then you meant to have me dispatch the police, right?"
"No, I definitely want the fire department. That ladder of theirs is much too short."