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Well, I'm a Monkey's Aunt!

Betcha didn't know ...

• The only animals born with horns are giraffes. [From a female perspective, ouch!]
• The only milk that doesn't curdle when boiled is camel milk.
• The ostrich is the only bird that provides us with leather.
• A snake is smelling when it sticks out its tongue.
• The pig is the nearest living relative to the hippopotamus.
• The chicken is the closest living relative of Tyrannosaurus Rex.
• Sharks attack men ten times more often than they attack women. [hmmmm ...]
• The shark is the only known animal that never gets sick.
• A cow gives approximately 200,000 glasses of milk during her life.
• Crocodiles can't stick out their tongues because it is a protection to prevent them from biting off their tongue with all of those sharp teeth and very powerful jaws.
• Armadillos are the only animals that can get leprosy.
• A kangaroo can't jump unless its tail is touching the ground.
• The only place on the body of a cow that has sweat glands is the nose.

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I can see the family resemblance here ...

but this is a stretch --