January 31, 2005

Good news and bad news

Well, I am glad to announce that my belly button is functioning normally, and, despite by belief otherwise, has been for a great number of years. On the flip side, however, I am a bit embarrassed to confess my recent discovery that the innate connection between male sexuality and naval seamen is not as I had been led to imagine. If you failed to understand the hidden meaning behind that inane reference, please remember the purpose of this report. End of report.

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Yada!

Posted by Tiger at January 31, 2005 11:37 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Hey, you're funny kid.

Posted by: Jay at February 1, 2005 07:35 AM

you know, I never thought of that...
mind if I use it on my Phd disert?

JQP

Posted by: John Q. Public at February 1, 2005 11:10 AM

By all means, feel free to use the efforts of my thought processes, as long as credit is given where credit is due. I work very hard on being original in my creative efforts, but feel too often it is overlooked by way too many. I could quote a Froggie phrase here to reflect how I feel about such, but doing so might give the false impression that I am ready to forgive the surrender monkeys for having slapped the US in the face here recently, but since I ain't, I won't.

Posted by: Tig at February 1, 2005 02:54 PM

That combination of words just conjures up SO many disturbing images, Tig... ;-)

--TwoDragons

Posted by: Denita TwoDragons at February 1, 2005 03:21 PM