February 13, 2005

Navels will be navels, they say

I tell you, I am at wit's end. I just don't know what to do with my navel. Here I went and spent a considerable amount of my hard earned money on some colorful new coverings so as to bedeck it in only the best finery one can buy in an outlet store and I find that while I had my back turned, my navel, without my permission, went and got itself pierced. I am unsure if I will be able to remain in the same house with my own navel any longer. Anyone with any advice as how to handle this situation? End of report.

Posted by Tiger at February 13, 2005 12:02 AM | TrackBack
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I don't have any advice, but I'd sure like to see pictures! ;)

Posted by: Susie at February 13, 2005 11:59 PM