February 22, 2005

Instapun-it

  1. The quadruplets were always wandering off. It was a four-gone conclusion.
  2. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
  3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
  4. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
  5. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
  6. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
  7. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
  8. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
  9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
  10. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
Please pardon this pathetic post. This pastime was prompted by the proclivity to procrastinate productivity. (In other words, I am long overdue for a vacation!) Posted by Moona at February 22, 2005 10:11 AM | TrackBack
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