February 26, 2005
In that mysterious place between this and that
I got this nagging physical condition. It seems to be like a stabbing sensation right between a couple of the ribs just below my right arm. It is a bit hard to describe as it in not really an ache nor is it up to the point of being a pain, but is somewhere in the middle. I found several ointments that were designed to ease body aches and pains, but I was unable to find any that claimed to ease aches and pains and anything in between. I guess I'll just have to put up with that stabbing sensation for a another 
minute or two until I can get this damn bullet into the chamber of this gun, then I am gonna shoot it right between the eyes.
General message to all of ya'll that think you have a picture of me you found somewhere on the Internet:
That is not actually a picture of me, but is only a picture of someone who looks a lot like me. I do not actually exist. I am only a figment of your imagination.
We now take you back to our regularly scheduled program.
I truly hate coming up with such fantastic humorous ideas on Saturday, knowing no one is going to ever read any of this, anyway. The one or two of you who do will either be so drunk from your Saturday night revelry or so hung over as a result of sleeping it off to be able to understand any of it, I'm sure. Oh, well, no sense in wasting all this valuable electronic space. Let me bait a good Google hook: snail guano. That ought to be good for 30 hits this year. Oh, but if all of life's simple pleasures were so easy, there would not be a million zillion guys wishing they had the physical agility of the family dog, Prince. I can barely see my navel, much less kiss it. End of report.
Posted by Tiger at February 26, 2005 10:57 PM