April 01, 2005

Always pay attention to footnotes

Pope's condition worsens. In preparation for his eventual demise, Pope John Paul II names Kim Jong-Il as his successor.*

*April Fools**

**My Terri Schiavo resurrection joke didn't go over well with my test audience.***

***Such being the peanut gallery in today's court session held in the most aptly named facility: The Guinn Justice Center of Johnson County, Texas. This facility is accurately named, after you have disarmed the namesake.****

****If you didn't catch the gist of this one, email me and I might explain it to you.

Posted by Tiger at April 1, 2005 12:43 PM