April 06, 2005

It never gets harder than this

No matter what I do or what I try, I never see any better results. Thankfully, the status quo seems to be sufficient. I say thankfully despite there having been times when I wished otherwise. What? You don't know to what I am referring? Neither do I? In fact, I don't even seem to remember what we were discussing? Where am I? Who am I? Why am I wearing my underwear backwards?

There is this little dimple in this big mound of flesh just below my chin that seems to be wanting to contribute to this message in some manner. What? It told me to write end of report. OK. End of report.

Posted by Tiger at April 6, 2005 10:43 PM

Dude you need something to liven up your life. Like Night Of The Mary Kay Comandos. How I miss Opus.

Posted by: Raven at April 8, 2005 12:59 AM