April 28, 2005

We'll just say it's all right

Well, if yesterday was the absolute worse day I ever had in my whole life, I survived it. That's all I'm gonna say about that.

I decided today that when a movie is made about my life, I want Lisa Kudrow to play ME.*

My navel is basking in tiny beads of sweat in response to a current rise in barometric pressure and an increase in ambient humidity. I'd hazard a guess it has been watching The Weather Channel while I've been busy elsewhere. As if, right? End of report.

[Addendum: Did I neglect to mention that Read My Lips, due to the simple request of our regal leader Pixy Misa, is now, hopefully, totally .php. I don't know why, except that supposedly means my inanity loads into your browser more quickly. End of addendum.]

*It's just a joke, OK?

Posted by Tiger at April 28, 2005 10:00 PM