It's true -- I'm a bald-headed old man. It's not that I never dreamed I'd get to this stage in my life ... I've just come upon it sooner than I'd hoped.
My navel, as well, is not as pristine as it was on my day of birth.* Imagine that! End of report.
*Which denotes the actual day on which I came screaming, nakedly so, into the world, not my birthday, which is the annually celebrated subsequent anniversary of that event.
Posted by Tiger at May 16, 2005 12:30 AM