Here's the quickie:
An old man collapsed in our local city park. We saw him from across the park and rushed to help.This one,* from my aunt, requires a click to get the gag:As we saw to his wounds he beckoned us closer and said in a low voice. "I had always wondered why the closer a Frisbee gets the larger it looks... then it hit me!"
I heard someone trying to break in and ran to the cabinet grabbed my automatic, slammed the clip in and chambered a round. As I sneaked down the hall to the back door, I was scared. I opened the door, as slowly and quietly as I could, and grabbed my flashlight off the kitchen counter. I could still hear the noise as he worked on the on the window screen. As I turned the corner, I trained the end of my revolver on him, shining my light in his face. "Hands up!" I yelled as he turned to face me. I had just nabbed a cat burglar.*Extensively rewritten by me. Posted by Tiger at May 20, 2005 04:04 PM