Triple Treat--
We begin with:
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road.then for Moona, the pun lover:As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!"
The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "COW!!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.
If only men would listen...
A guy gets shipwrecked. When he wakes up, he's on a beach. The sand is dark red.and lastly, for those who like truth in humor:He can't believe it. The sky is dark red. He walks around a bit and sees there is dark red grass, dark red birds and dark red fruit on the dark red trees. He's shocked when he finds that his skin is starting to turn dark red too.
"Oh no!!" he says. "I think I've been MAROONED!!"
A squad of newly trained police dogs in Victoria, Australia, have been taken out of service after handlers discovered a training problem. The dogs had been taught to track cocaine checked out of police evidence lockers, but only after training did police realize that someone had stolen the real cocaine before they got there and replaced it with talcum powder. In tests, the dogs ignored real cocaine "but showed unusual prowess in tracking baby powder."Posted by Tiger at June 24, 2005 05:07 PM | TrackBackPolice are now trying to figure out who stole the drugs. (Sydney Australian) ..."We could track them down," detectives said, "if only...."