Read My Lips - the blog

July 29, 2005

I have to thank my Aunt 'Net for forwarding the following ditty to me:

Dear Diary:

Last year, I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy efficient kind. But this week, I got a call from the contractor complaining that his work had been completed over a year ago, and I had yet to pay for them.... Boy oh boy, did we go around!! Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I'm automatically stupid... I proceeded to tell him just what his fast-talking sales guy had told me last year...that in one year, the windows would pay for themselves. There was silence on the other end of the line, so I just hung up, and I haven't heard back...Guess I won that stupid argument....