September 12, 2005

No one likes my jokes but OzGuru

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight", the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know how these are used?" The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They are for him. He's my little brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one."
Posted by Tiger at September 12, 2005 08:51 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Heh...I liked it!

Posted by: david at September 12, 2005 09:27 PM

When I broke my hand when I was young I asked the doctor if I'd be able to play piano once it healed. He said yes. I said great, I'd never been able to play piano before. :-) lgp

Posted by: Lyn at September 13, 2005 02:28 PM

Alright, bub--you owe me a keyboard! :-D

--TwoDragons

Posted by: Denita TwoDragons at September 13, 2005 08:48 PM