September 14, 2005

Let there be light

Two boys from the city were on a camping trip. The mosquitoes were so fierce the boys had to hide under their blankets to keep from being bitten. Then one of them saw some lightning bugs, and said to his friend: "we might as well give up, they're coming at us with flashlights!"
Posted by Tiger at September 14, 2005 09:18 PM | TrackBack

Watson and Holmes were out camping and they woke up in the middle of the night. Watson said, "Look at those stars, Holmes. What wonder, what majesty. Doesn't this cause you to contemplate our role in the universe?" Sherlock said, "No, it causes me to wonder who stole our tent!"

Posted by: lyn at September 16, 2005 03:32 PM