September 20, 2005

The stupidest game in the world

Somehow Moona and myself have gotten to the point where the only game we play is based upon "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" The object is to use something different, like a two syllable word or a two word phrase, usually, although sometimes we go a bit overboard. My favorite has been "How many bricks could a brickbat bat if a brickbat could bat bricks?"

Of course, a brickbat is actually a piece broken off of a brick, so it would almost be impossible to bat a brick with such. A better example is "How many stops could a stop sign sign if a stop sign could sign stops?"

I told you it was the stupidest game in the world. Knowing such, however, will likely cause you to join in. Feel free to do so in the comments.

Posted by Tiger at September 20, 2005 10:20 PM | TrackBack

How many saws would a sawhorse saw if a sawhorse could saw saws...?

You know, I'm going to have this stuck in my head all day, now. Yipes!


Posted by: Denita TwoDragons at September 27, 2005 08:54 AM

How much wind would a windbreaker break, if a windbreaker could break wind?

Posted by: CGHill at October 2, 2005 07:39 PM

How many cans could a toucan can if a toucan could can cans...?


Posted by: Denita TwoDragons at October 8, 2005 08:52 AM