October 07, 2005

Oct. 7, 2005

A businessman boarded a plane to find, sitting next to him, an elegant woman wearing the largest, most stunning diamond ring he had ever seen. He asked her about it. "This is the Klopman diamond," she said. "It is beautiful, but there is a terrible curse that goes with it." "What's the curse?" the man asked. "Mr. Klopman."
Posted by Tiger at October 7, 2005 09:53 AM | TrackBack

A couple were reminiscing on their 20th anniversary. "Do you remember why we had to get married?" the husband asked. "Yes, my daddy said you had to marry me or he'd put you in jail." "Yep," said the husband, "And I was just thinking that I'd be free right now."

Posted by: Lyn at October 11, 2005 01:29 PM