A tired homemaker opened the front door of her home to find a young minister from the neighborhood who said, "I'm collecting donations for the new children's home we're building. I hope you'll give what you can."As a public notice on behalf for my Zartronian friends, I would like to remind you that there are only 10 shopping days remaining before Halloween. Be adequately prepared -- pack your Boyscout knife! Posted by Tiger at October 21, 2005 12:09 PM | TrackBack"To be sure," said the beleaguered woman, "I'll give you two boys, two girls, or one of each."
And so the judge asks, "What did he say again that would bring you to my court?"
She said, "He woke up and said where are we Carol?"
"And this upset you?"
"Yes, my name is Susan!"